Training 101 For Multi-Dimensional Travel

Hi! Floki here speaking from our usual dimension.

We have been having regularly scheduled meetings with the birds in regards to The Portal that has been transporting us to other dimensions.

The first time it happened I was very surprised because I accidentally stepped into The Portal. I was gone for 2 days and everyone was worried about me. I entered The Portal while I was climbing a tree and then I got dumped back out into my own dimension, down the road, across the street and in the neighbor’s closet in their garage. Can you believe that?

I was locked in that closet, what a scary experience! How did I get out? Momma sent PawPaw out in the afternoon of the second day of my disappearance to talk to all the neighbors. PawPaw was to go and tell everyone I was missing and to please look out for me.

So it just happened that these closet locking neighbors were in their driveway so PawPaw went there first. As soon as I heard PawPaw’s voice, I meowed my heart out in a very loud and panicked manner. Everyone heard and they all ran into the garage. The Lady opened the closet door. I bolted outta there and across the street so fast it’s lucky I didn’t get hit by a car!

This is why we have started training for these types of things. I don’t want Otis and Zoe to go through what I went through. I mean, The Portal seems a bit unpredictable! We all need to remain calm and make sensible decisions, not panicked decisions!

Getting up and down the trees is THE number one most important skill. Also sensing where The Portal is open so you don’t accidentally step into it. Here is me and Otis practicing these two skills. You will see that Otis expertly navigates around The Portal without stepping into it. Excellent job, Otis!

Problem solving skills are a MUST! You never know what you might find when you arrive in another dimension and you must be prepared for anything!

Thanks for stopping by and we’ll talk to you real soon!

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